The people who
drives me round the bleeding bend.
My meanest bullies,
My biggest teases,
The one who
always says ‘bless you’ when I sneeze.
My counselor,
my brightest light,
The one who
tells me when I’m not quite right.
My teacher and
my lecturer,
Who loves to
order me about like a director.
My pillow and
my spare ear,
That is always
ready to hear,
My ramblings
and my ravings
About all sorts
of crazy things."